Gingrich, Romney Debate The Perfect Wife

A friend reports on a conversation between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich overheard after the latest debate:

Mitt: So what's it like to have two women at the same time?

Newt: Not at the same time, never. I'm no pervert.

Mitt: You know what I mean, like two wives.

Newt: Don't be daft. I never had two wives. That would be immoral.

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Mitt: Not necessarily.

Newt: Oh, right. You could have two wives.

Mitt: Don't be crazy. I love my wife, I would never do that.

Newt: C'mon, Mormons, right?

Mitt: You're attacking my religion? What are you, a bigot?

Newt: Well, you gotta admit, bigamy is more a Mormon thing than a Christian thing.

Mitt: What! I am a Christian!

Newt: Not according to those evangelical leaders. That's why they went overwhelmingly for Santorum.

Mitt: They don't understand. That was years ago. We don't do that anymore.

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